Thursday, August 08, 2002

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You are looking at the Clock of AllTime. This is the most accurate clock on Earth and, possibly, in the universe. This is the only clock that tells time from the beginning of time, the Big Bang.

Institute for Propaganda Analysis

Bioluminescent Organisms

LSD Blotter Art Galleries
"Contamination is everywhere. I see people sneezing onto the tape cases. They cough wetly into their palms right before handing me change... They forget about the security cameras downstairs and pick their noses with wild abandon and astonishing force. Still, the only thing that realy freaks me out is the semen... The only thing we can do is use the hand sanitizer. I use it so much that I lose all finger traction and can't open our plastic bags..." --True Porn Clerk Stories

ShowerShock: Caffeinated Soap

Gotta get me one of these...

"To date no human being since ancient Maya times has entered the tomb under Palenque's Temple XX. But in May of this year a Project film crew composed of David Pentecost, Alonso Mendez, and Alfonso Morales managed to lower a video camera through the small hole into the tomb..."