"Contamination is everywhere. I see people sneezing onto the tape cases. They cough wetly into their palms right before handing me change... They forget about the security cameras downstairs and pick their noses with wild abandon and astonishing force. Still, the only thing that realy freaks me out is the semen... The only thing we can do is use the hand sanitizer. I use it so much that I lose all finger traction and can't open our plastic bags..." --True Porn Clerk Stories