"I had to do my research. I checked the schedule for the ceremony and realized that I would be speaking just before the senator got his award. And that's when the idea for a preemptive strike began to brew in my little stressed-out brain. What if I tore McCain's speech apart before he even opened his mouth?"

Word of the day: ductile

1: capable of being drawn out or hammered thin
2: easily led or influenced
3: capable of being fashioned into a new form