"Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness." --Blaise Pascal

"Luck is when the guy next to you gets hit with the arrow." --Aristotle (paraphrased)

"Character traits are secret psychoses." --Sandor Ferenczi

"Nor wonder how I lost my Wits;
Oh! Caelia, Caelia, Caelia shits!" --Jonathan Swift

"Why are you unhappy?
Because 99.9 per cent
Of everything you think and
Of everything you do
Is for yourself -
And there isn't one." --Wei Wu Wei