Don't you wish you had a Fleshlight?

Woody Allen's The Whore of Mensa

The force is strong with this dude.

Feel the immense power of cable ties

TUBES ROCK!

The American Spy Cow

Create A Fart on the truly dark side of the web.

What a jet breaking the sound barrier looks like close-up

The coolest fucking Java app I've ever seen!!! sodaplay Click on "load model", select one of the more complicated ones, like pushpullme, select "simulate" and click on a dot and make a few short extensions and a long extension... Set it back on simulate and watch it struggle back to life... Bwahahaa!!!

Scenes from TRON that were edited out can be found here.

Mind Reading Markup Language (MRML)

Who says MS is a Monopoly? How about taking a quick glance at StatMarket - accurate internet statistics and user trends in real time.

Terence McKenna, a great contemporary psychedelic synthsizer, is dead.