"He moved as slowly as an hour hand amidst a crowd of second hands" --Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Sinister Ducks
I always suspected ducks were evil, but now there's proof!

"The skin is a continuing caress, each pore a rung of thrills on the endless ladder of sensual pleasure." --Malcolm de Chazal
"If we resist our passions, it is more often because they are weak than because we are strong." --La Rochefoucauld

Come and see!
But, for your own safety, please don't stare directly in to the face of God, okay?

Hey, did you know there was a "real good" version of windows? Yes indeed! Check out WinRG

Close your eyes and step forward through the back door of the room. Where does it lead? To your cave. Step forward into your cave. That's right, you're moving deeper into your cave. And you're going to find your Power Animal... "slide."

I've never been so accurately insulted in my life!

Darren Aronofsky, director of "Pi" and the amazing "Requiem for a Dream" is working with Frank Miller on the next Batman

The Pink Swastika: Homosexuality and the Nazi Pary

I Gave My Cat An Enema

Flem comics
Many funny pages, but have to occasionally suffer through a bad streak.

A moody photograph with effective composition.

A stungun test to show how utterly ineffective stunguns are.

Batteries printed on paper

Textual analysis as a clue to suicide

Phillip K. Dick's letter to the FBI where he denounces Thomas Disch's "Camp Concentration" for containing coded neo-Nazi messages "to be read by the right people here and there" Curiously, in other correspondence he gave it the highest praise.

Look around you at the environment we live in. Carbon dioxide, flourocarbons, and methane have increased since 1968. Earth is being aclimatized. They are turning our atmosphere in to their atmosphere. We are like a natural resource to them. Deplete one planet, move on to another. They want benign indifference. They want us drugged. We could be pets. We could be food. But all we really are is livestock.
Our impulses are being redirected. We are living in an artificially induced state of consciousness that resembles sleep. They have created a repressive society and we are their unwitting accomplices. Their intention to rule rests with the annihilation of consciousness. We have been lulled in to a trance. They have made us indefferent to ourselves, to others. We are focused only on our own gain.

--John Carpenter's "They Live"

This is hilarious. To be seen to the tune of the Transformers soundtrack only!

Deep-space probes are decelerating for no apparent reason.

The woes of Ultima Online
"Lord British wears a silver crown and a gray tunic with a silver serpent emblazoned on the chest. As the ruler of Britannia, he has been a frequent target of protest; at one point, hundreds of disgruntled citizens stripped down to their underwear, broke into his castle, and stood around shouting (well, typing) profanities."